glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
11 year old me was pissed at this revelation
A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog