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(via schoolfact)

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

(via guy)

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phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

(via manbemymetaphor)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via guy)

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

(Source: petapeta, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via feeltheearthquake)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

mixedfuckery:

i love tyler the creator

(via scarybleu)

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angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

(via greeklesbian)

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

(via manbemymetaphor)